TWEETS worth repeating

Today’s tweet harvest –

· turns out those northwest pilots were just on their laptops, no doubt playing Microsoft cubicle simulator

· Delegating is just regifting work.

· Excuse me. No, the question isn’t "mute", but I sure wish you would be

· Judging by how often people use the word, the 2009 Business Word-of-the-Day calendar must have had "robust" 365 times

· Delegating is just regifting work.

· turns out those northwest pilots were just on their laptops, no doubt playing microsoft cubicle simulator

· Two executives at Columbia Pictures: "Hey, when should we release that documentary about Michael Jackson just before he died?" "Halloween."

· @mathowie ADVICE=don’t wear your new suit to the dentist. There’s plenty of time to spit all over it later.

· I like to think I fall down to the beat of a different drumroll.

· BET Awards? Finally Pete Rose can get some recognition!

· I have it on good authority that Mix-a-Lot doesn’t actually care if you drive a Honda and have a small ass.

· #mymomsaid to always wipe your ass "up the river" and never "across the street".

· Do blind mindreaders think in terms of raised dots?

· I want to grow a beard, but I can’t find anyplace that sells the seeds.

· think we all got a little Feral Kid from Mad Max in all of us…

· Tic-Tac-Toe isn’t a mint for smelly feet? Well I’ll be damned

· Are tidbits any better than regular bits? What’s a tid? Is tid good? I ask the questions nobody will ask.

· 5 Reasons To Never Tweet Drunk: http://bit.ly/1ElaIC

· You know when your math teacher asked you to carry the 1? I still don’t know what that means.

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