On Life…

On life: Being born is like opening the door to the smorgasbord. You walk in the door and there is the most huge gorgeous array of food imaginable. So some people fill their plate with mashed potatoes and green beans only. Other people like me prefer to have a little taste of almost everything. Most of it tastes pretty good but some of it’s disappointing and some of it’s just downright nasty. When you leave, it’s sure been a great lunch. So you wipe your chin, burp and die.